The Stats with Kittens Music
[Verse 1]
I enrolled in math final spring like “la-di-da,”
Now I’m googlin’, “what are statistics, haha?”
My thoughts began bogglin’, thought I used to be screwed now
Til I opened up this guide, took a glance and MEOW!
Yeah on every web page there may be some tiny floof
Getting me by means of these formulation proofs
Whiskers twitching at “commonplace deviation”
Furballs for emergency grade remediation.
[CHORUS]
Ohhh, I’m finding out with kittens,
They’re my emotional help,
Each time I see p.c indicators
I require their report.
If the numbers begin to chase me
And my mind begins to scream in ache
There’s a kitten on a soccer
Who desires me to up my sport
[Verse 2]
“Correlation’s not causation!”
Preaches a kitten in a tie,
In the meantime I’m simply nodding like
“Okay now I perceive why.”
There’s a chapter on jargon however
I nonetheless obtained no concept what it means,
However these kittens look so assured,
That I’m trusting of their beans.
[CHORUS]
Ohhh, I’m finding out with kittens,
Lovely ears and fairly paws,
Pouncing on the toughest formulation
And showin’ all of the outliers their claws
Once I lastly go this loopy class,
It received’t be simply cuz I improved my thoughts—
It’ll be this crew of tiny kittens
They’re working extra time!
[Bridge]
Flashcards on my bed room ground didn’t assist (NO!)
Highlighters in twenty colours possibly extra didn’t assist (NO!)
Commonplace textbooks didn’t assist, they put me to sleep (UH OH!)
However these hits of kitten cuteness are precisely what I would like (LET’S GO!)
[Verse 3]
So when fall arrives and I take my seat,
As a substitute of trembling fingers and chilly ft,
I’ll whisper, “Kitties, don’t fail me now,”
And someway, wow, I’ll keep in mind how.
Not do I discover statistics so chaotic and random
As a result of I learn the guide now I’m a part of the fandom
So when my classmates ask for assist lookin’ stricken
Imma use what I realized to do and pull out a kitten
[CHORUS]
Ooooh yeah, I’m finding out with kittens,
Now considerably much less afraid,
With them frolickin’ by means of my subject notes
I do know I obtained it made to go the grade.
So when there’s no margin for error
You could be taught math and get it completed
Purchase this guide of poofy kittens
And also you’ll make statistics enjoyable!
[Outro]
Yeah, purchase “Stats with Kittens” by Charlie Kufs
And also you’ll make statistics enjoyable!
You should purchase the paperback model of Stats with Kittens at:
https://www.amazon.com/Stats-Kittens-Rising-correlations-playthings/dp/B0FSCFF9YD
and the hardcover model at: https://store.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=kqb8wXHfmW90CbCimX7kOGRTsnDodZclXljzF7XtGYi
You should purchase the paperback model of Stats with Cats at:
https://www.amazon.com/Stats-Cats-Domesticated-Statistics-Evaluation/dp/B0FYRMT83S/
and the hardcover model at:
https://store.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=ZXmrNmrJuO17K8Qpat4THNVuj8jRkNLUksuzuADSHiQ
