“As God as my witness…” is my second favourite Thanksgiving episode line [Repost]

For those who watch this and you may swear you keep in mind Johnny and Mr.
Carlson discussing Pink Floyd, you are not imagining issues. Hulu makes use of
the DVD edit which cuts out nearly all the copyrighted music. [The
original link has gone dead, but I was able to find the relevant clip.]

As for my favourite line, it comes from the Buffy episode “Pangs” and it
requires a little bit of a arrange (which is a ache as a result of it makes it subsequent to
inconceivable to work right into a dialog).

Buffy’s luckless good friend Xander had by chance violated a local
American grave yard and, along with liberating a vengeful spirit, was
been cursed with all the ailments Europeans delivered to the Americas.

Spike: I simply can’t take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing concerning the bloody Indians.
Willow: Uh, the popular time period is…
Spike: You gained. All proper? You got here in and also you killed them and also you took
their land. That is what conquering nations do. It is what Caesar did, and
he isn’t goin’ round saying, “I got here, I conquered, I felt actually unhealthy
about it.” The historical past of the world shouldn’t be folks making buddies. You
had higher weapons, and also you massacred them. Finish of story.
Buffy: Nicely, I believe the Spaniards really did numerous – Not that I do not like Spaniards.
Spike: Take heed to you. The way you gonna struggle anybody with that perspective?
Willow: We do not wanna struggle anybody.
Buffy: I simply wanna have Thanksgiving.
Spike: Heh heh. Yeah… Good luck.
Willow: Nicely, if we may speak to him…
Spike: You exterminated his race. What may you probably say that will
make him really feel higher? It is kill or be killed right here. Take your bloody
choose.
Xander: Perhaps it is the syphilis speaking, however, a few of that made sense.